Awwww
My hospitality teacher brought her son to class and he’s just sitting here eating his chicken nuggets and aisuahsb he’s so cUTE
I have a feeling that I’m gunna state at him the full two hours I’m in here

xlvintheyouthx:

cardashians:

pussy game too strong

Hahahaha

fortylinestare:

reading fanfic is so stressful cos no matter how great a fic is there is always something that doesn’t fit in with your headcanon and then you have to pretend you didn’t just read that sentence

vistale:

I’m actually crying

thesecretmichan:

she wants the D(r. McCoy)

Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.

shadyoaks:

atokniiro:

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

GREG

allyson-wonderlnd:

silentlydrawn:

leepaced:

if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

#otp: you’ve been wearing black too long

it’s so true it hurts my heart

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

 from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

FUCKING

BERNINI

DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

nicnolashoult:

IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY

idjitsplayingquidditch:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

cucumbersforlegs:

Sweetest celebrity in the history of ever

I literally just did this

DON’T sTOP it 

#but look at tom’s face #omg he’s just so happy #he’s so happy he’s made this guy happy #i cant #im cry #you precious bby